Tuxessories, Pt. 2

First part is here. In fairness sa akin, nasuot ko na yung bigote. Hindi ko pa carry yung pangil. Isang beses nga. :-=

Super Mustachio

Teeth of a Killer

Maligayang Pasko from Utada Hikaru

She's acknowledging her Filipino fans! That or she just went wild with Google Translate.

Baguio

Hidoi Yume

I still feel the blood rushing to my face. He wrapped his arm around my shoulder and with his other hand he ruffled my hair as if I were his younger brother. How did it come to this point? We weren't in speaking terms. I doubt that he even knew my name.

I winced, seeing the smirk on my friends' faces only embarrassed me more. Every time I bring up his name almost always they would retort with the word "gayface" as if it were a bad thing. (Think Chace Crawford and Zac Efron.)

I really should cut on fastfood. How cruel that bangungot disguised itself as the object of my affection. To think that barriers have been broken; the way it felt when he touched me is unspeakable. Paasa.

Gourmand Trivia

Minsan kapag kumain ka ng tanghalian sabihin mo sa kasama mo, "Mas masarap pala ang arroz caldo pag nanggaling na sa tiyan."

Pagkatapos makiinom sa iced tea mo sabihin mo sa nakiinom, "Mas masarap pala ang iced tea pag nanggaling na sa bibig."

Mi Chico Latino

Francisco Lachowski. He's Brazilian and he makes me cry.

I Love Dick

Now here's a totally unrelated picture.

I was tempted to give the devil-horn fingers peace sign— over Dick Gordon's head, that is— but decided not to. Cue: Alanis. So I got one hand in my pocket and the other one is squeezing someone's tushy. And that tushy is actually mine. I had to keep myself in check, I was starstruck, haha.

Fack, ang baboy ng mukha ko!

Tuxessories

You may visit them at http://tuxessories.bigcartel.com/.

Mga binili ko. Saan at kailan ko naman susuotin? Haha.

I ❤ Yaoi

Omnomatopoeia

I Miss Lutong-bahay

Sinigang. Nilaga. Laing. Bicol Express.

Naku, these barangay election people are crowding my street. Paano makakadaan si kuya Chowking delivery!

Panahon Ko 'To

Naging studio audience member ako kasama ang aking teammates at iba pang ka-opisina. 3 PM ng October 20th naganap yung taping pero wala akong ideya kung kailan ipapalabas yung episode sa ere. Heto ang ilan sa mga litratong nakunan ng aking kasama.

The set was shabbier than I expected. Parang BA Org Pres lang na malaki ang budget. At least it was airconditioned.

Hosts were Luis Manzano and Billy Crawford. As my teammate put it, Billy looked like Barbie with a beard. Pretty Barbie with a beard he was, what with the curly locks and apparent blush and lipstick. Ang cute niya! Si Luis, ayun, he fit his shirt nicely, hehe.

Me and my teammates. Syempre pinili ko yung picture na tago ako. Bakit hindi pantay ang buhok ko?

The taping wrapped up at around 4 PM, and I hadn't had breakfast or lunch yet. Kaya lumamon ako nito sa Grams Diner. Then we went back to the office to continue working.

HT/TH

The lengths I go to, the long road that I travel, is it all worth it? Where I get off, is it really where I want to be?
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With the way you're pulling me down, might as well drag me all the way to hell. But then, do I really need someone to get me there? Isn't it where I'll end up anyway?
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Kababawan: Friends na kami ni Jessica Zafra. Chos! Feeling close lang ako. Si Christina Aguilera nag-file na ng divorce. Naku, ang bitch kasi eh, mean girl pa. Judgmental? I still love her no matter what. Titilian ko nang todo-todo ang Burlesque movie and soundtrack niya!

Stay Gold

Romantic or existential?

You are looking at the cover art of Utada Hikaru's next album. It will be her last release before she goes on hiatus of indefinite length. Of course that doesn't mean anything to you unless you're a fan, but to me it's distressing. It's like that time when Mariah Carey had her breakdown (not the single) and that time when Destiny's Child announced their disbandment and that time when Kylie Minogue was diagnosed with breast cancer.

As much as I had you screaming "GAY!!!" at "Mariah," Utada had this to say regarding her hiatus,

"This period is going to be the period for me to face the real me as a person, by studying something new eagerly and humbly, seeing and learning things in this whole world I don't know yet. I think that's something that should be called 'human activities,' different from 'artist activities.'"

It really must have been tough for her, her second U.S. attempt not flying well as the first one. I think it was a contributing factor that lead to her decision. Just my opinion though.

Kung Hindi Tao, Hayop

I yearn for a pet dog. However, owning one right now is impractical if not impossible. Our landlady who's a cat lady extends the same affection to dogs, but her house has no garage in it. The room Levs and I share is enough just for the two of us. I want the dog to have the space it deserves.

That's why my heart breaks looking at these pictures. Do you know how much Japanese Spitz and Shiba Inu puppies cost? Update: Each can cost more than USD 1,000. I died. But they're so fluffy I want to die again!

Flight

I toppled a carton of Chuckie and spilled some on the floor. It formed a puddle bigger than the size of my foot. It was past midnight, and I was too depressed to function. The black ants started coming, but I couldn't bring myself to wipe the mess clean. Much like how I couldn't bring myself to finish this entry decently. So I squirted away the bottle of Johnson's Baby Milk Bath to line the perimeter. I watched the ants struggle to cross the barrier, either from within or from without, but to no avail. Then I deluded myself to sleep that, when I wake up, the whole metro is submerged and is immobile.

Heto Ako-o-o-o, Umaasa sa Ula-a-a-an

Dahil sa totoo lang, Pokémon lang ang inatupag ko buong weekend. (Ano ba sa Tagalog ang "weekend"?) At saka tulog. Pati na Spicy Chickenjoy (Sssss!)

Haggardo Versoza

Grabe, mukha na akong raccoon or panda or whatever! Can't wait for the weekend to have a decent sleep. :(

At the Salcedo Food Market

"Hi, sir. Baklava?"

"Baklang bakla!" Is what I would have said. Hehe.

Dahil Hindi Nagla-lock ng Office Drawer

"Ivan, can I borrow your phone?"

"Here... oh, but it's Mel's."

"What?!"

"Ah, 'It smells'. No, 'It's Melody's'. Haha!"

Shushal! Umi-Ingles? E Inglesera kausap ko e.

Ivan circa 1989

Nostalgia. I feel kinda guilty not having been able to see most of these people in ages. :(

I may forget, but I can remember.

Reader (if you exist at all), can you spot me, barely three years old when this picture was taken?

Tsongguys

My eyeballs do a three-sixty each time they exclaim "bro", "pre", and "tsong". Mga tsonggo sila, kairita! As if it isn't aggravating enough to hear their tired male exchanges on, ano pa, basketball, cars, and girls. Can't they choose to punctuate their mindless blabber with "gurl", "mare, or "ateh" na lang? Mas gay-friendly, daba?

Get Outta My Way

What's the worst thing that could happen to you? Take a chance tonight and try something new. You're getting boring. You're all so boring, and I don't recognize the zombie you're turning into.

Now I got a taste I want to explore. It isn't going to waste, no not anymore. You're going hard now to win my heart, but so many times now you've been coming up short.

Don't worry because tonight I got you. You can take a seat and do what you normally do. No, I ain't going home because I want to stay. But I won't be alone no how, no way. Now I showed you what I'm made of. This is what'll happen if you are not giving your girl what she needs.

Leave you; move on to a perfect stranger. You talk, I walk, want to feel the danger. See me with him and it's turning you on. It's got me saying, "Getting me back, it'd be another song. Get outta my way."

Get outta my way, you got no more to say. He's taking your place. Get outta my way. Way outta my way, you got no more to say. He's taking your place. Get outta my way...

Thanks to the Internet

For the camcorded copy of Toy Story 3 and the leaked version of Aphrodite.

On Toy Story 3

• Andy turned into a hottie (aminin) and Totoro had a cameo! The conclusion is bittersweet, but we all die anyway. (Mega?) I wouldn't mind a Toy Story 4 especially with the adorable Bonnie in it.
  

P.S. I had to see the last few minutes of the movie again. The parts wherein Andy characterizes Woody and Woody with the rest of the toys watches the back of Andy's car as he drives away. Heartrending! :'(

On Aphrodite

• Euphoria. There's no apter word to describe the feeling that I get when I listen to the record. Might as well be in love! I'd cry if Kylie decides this to be her last album. Are you deaf, America? Listen to what you've been missing!

Dancing on My Own

Papa Garrett, ang sabi ni Tita Kylie, "Come, come, come into my world." Anong petsa na?
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Sabi, "Indifference is worse than hatred," but I couldn't fathom (parang "We Belong Together" lang) how being ignored could hurt more than being rejected.
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Hoy, bitch, are you provoking me on purpose? Because you make we want to stab you in the face. With the shaft of that broom you wouldn't dare touch. Your "mysophobia" is imaginary; maarte ka lang, pvta ka!

Bliss Is

The sound of the opening horns to "Crazy in Love"... Sashaying to it in an aisle, hundreds of people left and right... Beyoncé's bank account?

New Look

Or in the words of Amuro Namie, "nyuu ruuk". I'm loving it! How about you?

It's mute the way I prefer it to be.

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Wala lang comment: I couldn't care less about the recent NBA finals. Make that basketball in general. Isali mo na rin ang World Cup.
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Sick of being sick with cough and cold. Sick of the roommate (not you, the other one) who made hawa to me. Sick of living with her, the selfish bitch.

Garrett Neff Will Be Mine

Her cat turns 10 and becomes the Oracle (at least for a day).

Distracted daily by delusions of a demigod, I ask...



And she/it/the cat lectures...

The Fuck

Go to hell!!! AAARGH!!!

(Nye, parang si Kelis lang sa "Caught Out There". Coincidentally, I'm listening to her latest gem of an album the synth sounds of which are keeping me from exploding from rage.)

The End of Fullmetal Alchemist

Electropop Overload

I'm on a high, having too much a good thing!

This is sonic orgasm! Eargasm? Ang panget! Sounds like having been fucked in the ear. Haha! Tapos cerumen spurt instead of... Okay, dropping it.

Check out these ladies. Could it get any gayer?

Amuro Namie on Philippine TV

Bikkuri! Sinong marketer ang nakaisip na ipalabas sa Pilipinas ang Coke Zero CM ni Amuro Namie? Okagesama de kahit from more than a year ago pa siya.

Sana pati yung bago rin. Onegai!

Torn Down

Back to assisted training after some months of, quote, unquote, self-help. Honestly, I didn't care for it anymore because after my first trainer has gone MIA, I was forced to carry my own weight. (Ha!) Besides, I realized it bites a chunk off my budget. (Actually, yun yun.)

So for weeks I've been putting off the initial join-up with the new trainer, and I have a feeling he didn't take it nicely. Yesterday in our first session it seemed as if he was getting back at me by tearing my lower back into pieces. Tried to beg some weight off, but he didn't relent.

Thanks to him bending forward is impossible. Kanina lang may nahulog akong ten-peso coin sa daan, but I didn't bother to pick it up. (Ganon kalala!)

You know what's weird? I'm actually kinda turned on by the pain. Such perversion, no?

Alessandra

With this heavy feeling on my chest I catch my breath.

I can't believe I'm crying over the matter. It's immature. It's unnecessary. It's very pathetic!

May Taong Apektado at Ito Lang ang Masasabi Niya

Fuck y'all!

Kung Ayaw Mo/Nyo/Nya/Nila

Ok lang. *Plastic smile*

My Boss

Admittedly has high standards. And I hate memo writing.

Ang Kulit Kasi

Sabi nang huwag umasa! Mahirap. :'(

Are You Satisfied?

You were pulling out your hair the day you cut the deal. Chemically calm, were you meant to feel happy that your life was just about to change?

One life pretending to be the cow that got the cream. Everybody said, "You are a dreamer". People like to tell you what you're going to be.

It's not your problem if they don't see what you see. And you do not give a damn if they don't believe. Your problem, it's your problem that you never are happy. It's your problem, it's your problem on how fast you will succeed.

High achiever, don't you see nothing comes for free? They say you're a control freak driven by a greed to succeed. Nobody can stop you.

It's your problem if you want to pack up and run away. It's your business if you feel the need to smoke and drink and sway. It's your problem, it's your problem if you feel the need to hide. It's your problem if you have no friends and feel you want to die.

Sad inside in this life, unsatisfied praying. Sad inside in this life, unsatisfied waiting.

Are you satisfied with an average life? Do you need to lie to make your way in life? Are you satisfied with an easy ride? Once you cross the line will you be satisfied? - The Family Jewels

Thursday Tie Day

WTF?! Looks like tae to me!

May pa-necktie-necktie ka pang nalalaman e di ka nga nag-u-undershirt! What's up with that?

Kairita! (Why am I affected?)

*Toot* Me in the Morning

Robert Pattinson is to star in a flick called Bel Ami. Are they sure they want to go with that title?

Speaking of movie titles, an entry in the recent Chico and Delamar Top 10 Movie Titles Involving a Body Part goes something like, "Naluha ang Mata Ko Nang *Tinoot* Mo Ako".

Ang tanong, ano sa English ang "Kaya kitang *itoot*"?
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Sa araw-araw na lang na ginawa ng diyos for the past two weeks (Taglishera much?) kumakain ako ng 2-pc. Crispy Bangus + extra rice ng Jollibee. Mas malansa na ako sa taong hindi marunong magmahal sa sariling language.

Ivan & Disgrace

It was with much sadness that I watched the final, final episode of my most favorite sitcom whose characters I, as a gay adolescent, had related to so much.

Anong petsa na, ngayon ko lang napanood! I downloaded the complete eighth season. Just tell me if you want a copy. :)
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The final episode of the eighth and final season of the sitcom shows Will and Grace having the biggest fight yet in their twenty-year relationship as Grace, pregnant with her ex-husband Leo's child, decides to remarry him. Will, having ended his friendship with Grace, gets back with his ex-boyfriend Vince to live together and raise a child of their own.

Two years later, with Jack and Karen's help, Will and Grace reconcile. However, too busy raising their own families, they find it hard to have time for each other.

Will and Grace have a falling out that lasts for years. As if by fate, they bump into each other again when their children meet in college (and eventually get married).

I Liked What I Was Doing

And the perks that came along with it. Why did you have to take them away from me? Why did you have to choose just one person? Why was it not me? Now I hear people from the top are quite surprised and not convinced with your decisions.

This is envy talking. You deal with it because I can't.

Meet Koya

Although his looks could pass for a sex offender's (in the picture at least), I guarantee he's not one. Aba, ay kay gwapo namang niyang kriminal kung ganyon. I'd hurl myself to his feet and implore him to treat me like dirt. Kyaa!

It was lunchtime, July 2009 in Cincinnati. In an office cafeteria, I first laid my eyes on him and thought to myself, "Si koya may future," but quickly second-guessed his "preference" after sensing a metrosexual air to him. Sleekly styled coif and tight-fitting clothes. Nonetheless, he was a pleasant sight to behold.

Naku, mahaba-habang kwento at tinatamad na ako. A basta, he's from England and he's here in Manila for a few days. I work indirectly with him kaya we're in speaking in terms. Mabango ang hininga niya at muntik na akong himatayin sa kilig nang minsang bulungan niya ako. Sabi niya, "I'll wait in my hotel room." I hope I still get to see him next week.

Shinpainai

I hope you're exaggerating 'cause you've been worrying me sick. You'll be fine! :'(

The Element of Freedom

"And the day came when the risk it took to remain tightly closed in a bud was more painful than the risk it took to bloom. This is the element of freedom."

Ano daw? After thinking hard (ooh) about it, losing one's virginity was the first thing that came (ooh, another) to mind.

Wikipedia link

(Tam)Back

A place in time still belongs to us
Stays preserved in my mind
In the memories Lolit Solis, ah ho
Never too far away...

As soon as the night ends, I wish time will loop back to the 24th of December when care was put aside and food, stuffed inside. As much as I want to see my office mates again-- on second thought, it's not that much. I dread laying my eyes on that "Unread Mail" folder, text in bold, especially the two-, three-digit (God forbid) count beside it. Why aren't people considerate enough to stop sending work email during holidays?

It's early into the year and I'm already complaining so much. Hay, leche!

The Bitter Aftertaste of 2009

Will not be washed down with alcohol for the grudge I hold is an intoxicant far more potent. Let the spite persist and be the engine to consume my being, the very fuel that will drive itself forward... into 2010, with less lame imagery hopefully.

Nanggigigil ako sa galit! Masama sa puso, shet. Bibili na lang ako ng kapa kahit redundant. Simple yet arrogant.

Givenchy