Tsongguys

My eyeballs do a three-sixty each time they exclaim "bro", "pre", and "tsong". Mga tsonggo sila, kairita! As if it isn't aggravating enough to hear their tired male exchanges on, ano pa, basketball, cars, and girls. Can't they choose to punctuate their mindless blabber with "gurl", "mare, or "ateh" na lang? Mas gay-friendly, daba?