Nine out of ten people I surveyed would rather it rains semen than it rains mens(truation).

I'm addicted to KFC's Sisig Rice Bowl.

You fooled me once. Fooled me twice. Three times, four times. No more. You can go to hell.

I heated some leftover pork nilaga from the refrigerator. I swear I pressed "Milk", the lowest heat option, on the induction cooker before going back inside my air-conditioned bedroom to wait. A few minutes later, I thought I was imagining the smell of something burning. Apparently, it wasn't just my imagination. At first I sniffed my laptop; it was not it. And then I went out of the room; the whole condo unit was enveloped in the odor of burnt food. That was one serving of pork nilaga wasted. I just flushed it down the toilet.

I tried inviting friends to eat out or to make dinner for me but to no success. So, I decided to prepare food for myself instead. At age 30, I think this was my first time to cook a "real" dish: pork nilaga with sweet potatoes and cilantro. Turned out very well. But really, I think it was the Knorr Pork Broth Cube and the Maggi Magic Sarap.