*Toot* Me in the Morning

Robert Pattinson is to star in a flick called Bel Ami. Are they sure they want to go with that title?

Speaking of movie titles, an entry in the recent Chico and Delamar Top 10 Movie Titles Involving a Body Part goes something like, "Naluha ang Mata Ko Nang *Tinoot* Mo Ako".

Ang tanong, ano sa English ang "Kaya kitang *itoot*"?
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Sa araw-araw na lang na ginawa ng diyos for the past two weeks (Taglishera much?) kumakain ako ng 2-pc. Crispy Bangus + extra rice ng Jollibee. Mas malansa na ako sa taong hindi marunong magmahal sa sariling language.

Ivan & Disgrace

It was with much sadness that I watched the final, final episode of my most favorite sitcom whose characters I, as a gay adolescent, had related to so much.

Anong petsa na, ngayon ko lang napanood! I downloaded the complete eighth season. Just tell me if you want a copy. :)
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The final episode of the eighth and final season of the sitcom shows Will and Grace having the biggest fight yet in their twenty-year relationship as Grace, pregnant with her ex-husband Leo's child, decides to remarry him. Will, having ended his friendship with Grace, gets back with his ex-boyfriend Vince to live together and raise a child of their own.

Two years later, with Jack and Karen's help, Will and Grace reconcile. However, too busy raising their own families, they find it hard to have time for each other.

Will and Grace have a falling out that lasts for years. As if by fate, they bump into each other again when their children meet in college (and eventually get married).

I Liked What I Was Doing

And the perks that came along with it. Why did you have to take them away from me? Why did you have to choose just one person? Why was it not me? Now I hear people from the top are quite surprised and not convinced with your decisions.

This is envy talking. You deal with it because I can't.

Meet Koya

Although his looks could pass for a sex offender's (in the picture at least), I guarantee he's not one. Aba, ay kay gwapo namang niyang kriminal kung ganyon. I'd hurl myself to his feet and implore him to treat me like dirt. Kyaa!

It was lunchtime, July 2009 in Cincinnati. In an office cafeteria, I first laid my eyes on him and thought to myself, "Si koya may future," but quickly second-guessed his "preference" after sensing a metrosexual air to him. Sleekly styled coif and tight-fitting clothes. Nonetheless, he was a pleasant sight to behold.

Naku, mahaba-habang kwento at tinatamad na ako. A basta, he's from England and he's here in Manila for a few days. I work indirectly with him kaya we're in speaking in terms. Mabango ang hininga niya at muntik na akong himatayin sa kilig nang minsang bulungan niya ako. Sabi niya, "I'll wait in my hotel room." I hope I still get to see him next week.

Shinpainai

I hope you're exaggerating 'cause you've been worrying me sick. You'll be fine! :'(

The Element of Freedom

"And the day came when the risk it took to remain tightly closed in a bud was more painful than the risk it took to bloom. This is the element of freedom."

Ano daw? After thinking hard (ooh) about it, losing one's virginity was the first thing that came (ooh, another) to mind.

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(Tam)Back

A place in time still belongs to us
Stays preserved in my mind
In the memories Lolit Solis, ah ho
Never too far away...

As soon as the night ends, I wish time will loop back to the 24th of December when care was put aside and food, stuffed inside. As much as I want to see my office mates again-- on second thought, it's not that much. I dread laying my eyes on that "Unread Mail" folder, text in bold, especially the two-, three-digit (God forbid) count beside it. Why aren't people considerate enough to stop sending work email during holidays?

It's early into the year and I'm already complaining so much. Hay, leche!

The Bitter Aftertaste of 2009

Will not be washed down with alcohol for the grudge I hold is an intoxicant far more potent. Let the spite persist and be the engine to consume my being, the very fuel that will drive itself forward... into 2010, with less lame imagery hopefully.

Nanggigigil ako sa galit! Masama sa puso, shet. Bibili na lang ako ng kapa kahit redundant. Simple yet arrogant.

Givenchy

Just a Day

Just an ordinary day...

Nov09 EMR

I want your love
And I want your revenge
I want your love
I don't wanna be friends

Je veux ton amour
Et je veux ta revanche
Je veux ton amour
I don't wanna be French

It's a holiday but I'm in the office working. Shit! I'm the only one from my team; worse, I have to cover for someone who's on vacay in Malaysia, probably trekking Mount Kinabalu by now. No fair!

At least I have this side of the floor all to myself. No boss, no colleague, nobody else. Hay.
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Update: Shet, I resent this day! Bakit nasa office pa ako? Ang dami pang aasikasuhin issues. I so want to throw tantrums and bawl this heavy feeling away. :((

If I Were a Ball

I think I could understand
How it feels to love a boy
Who's gripping me with manly hands

TayTay, I'd let you keep that shirt on. Only if I were that shirt.

Update: I emailed this to my friend officemate at nabastusan siya nung una. Later in life lang niya na-realize na yung football yung tinutukoy ko sa "if I were a ball". Sus!

16% Body Fat, 21 BMI

Sayang naman ang pag-ibig na ibinuhos ko sayo.
Sayang naman ang mga panahon na ginoogle ko sayo.

I feel sorry for my liver and kidneys. For almost two weeks now, I've been subsisting on canned tuna, canned sausages, and instant noodles. (Sucks to have credit card debt!)

Not only am I living an unhealthy lifestyle, I live a dangerous one, too. Every night I sleep with my face smack in front of an electric socket. God forbid I sneeze or drool on it lest I electrocute myself.

On the bright side of me dying that way, aside from the fact that I'd be dead, I'd be a good contender for a Darwin Award.

TayTay

Not the town but Taylor Lautner.

Tonight's my movie date with Dona and we're watching New Moon. Eek! No, I didn't read the books and I didn't watch Twilight either.

If you know me well, you know that the only reason I'm seeing this movie is because of the shirtless TayTay. Never mind much the face, he's not that handsome, but his physique more than compensates for that. With his ripped body, you'd never think he's still a kid.

He's only seventeen.. and I didn't expect to be part of the tough ten.
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Update: It's funny how Jessica Zafra refers to him as the Shirtless Underage Boy and Jailbait With Abs. She even points out he's a Rafael Nadal look-alike. *Nods head in agreement*

Expectedly, the queue was long we almost lost hope that there still were seats left. We had nothing else better to do on a Friday night so we just grabbed whatever tickets were available even if it meant starting the movie at 1AM.

I guess the the three-hour wait at Timezone (and the cash mindlessly burnt on silly games and videoke) was worth it 'cause I liked the movie. I never thought I'd enjoy it but I did.

I still have no plan reading the books 'though.

Delusions of Vocal Virtuosity

I had it all, but I let it slip away. I couldn't see I treated you wrong. Now I wander around feeling down and cold, trying to believe that you're gone.

Losing my mind from this hollow in my heart, suddenly I'm so incomplete. Lord, I'm needing you now; tell me how to stop the rain. Tears are falling down endlessly.

You might say that it's over. You might say that you don't care. You might say you don't miss me, you don't need me. But I know that you do and I feel that you do inside.

Love takes time to heal when you're hurting so much. I couldn't see that I was so blind to let you go. I can't escape the pain inside because love takes time. I don't want be there, I don't want be there alone...

Lax at LAX

Kalahati ng speed sa Narita. Di naman ako choosy.

Narito sa Narita

Nyeh, corneh!

Ito naman, OA! Waah! *Faints*

This Is The One

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3. Apple And Cinnamon
4. Taking My Money Back
5. This One (Crying Like A Child)
6. Automatic Part II
7. Dirty Desire
8. Poppin'
9. Come Back To Me
10. Me Muero