Wednesday, November 15, 2006

Crushing You Crushes Me

I can't take it anymore. Whenever you come near or are just in plain sight I supress my kilig, and it's taking its toll on my health. Just the act of remembering you wrings my insides, especially my frail, black heart. Shoo, you!

I have some alternative suggestions though. Let's see.

1.) Reposition your eyes and nose upwards thereby extending the vertical gap between them and between your nose and mouth; and reducing the area of your forehead.

2.) Pull your eyeballs out of their sockets.

3.) Face sideways; the angle does not favor you. Better yet, get out of my sight.

4.) Acquire atrophy.

5.) Be obnoxious as much as I am. Or worse.

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