Flight

I toppled a carton of Chuckie and spilled some on the floor. It formed a puddle bigger than the size of my foot. It was past midnight, and I was too depressed to function. The black ants started coming, but I couldn't bring myself to wipe the mess clean. Much like how I couldn't bring myself to finish this entry decently. So I squirted away the bottle of Johnson's Baby Milk Bath to line the perimeter. I watched the ants struggle to cross the barrier, either from within or from without, but to no avail. Then I deluded myself to sleep that, when I wake up, the whole metro is submerged and is immobile.

Heto Ako-o-o-o, Umaasa sa Ula-a-a-an

Dahil sa totoo lang, Pokémon lang ang inatupag ko buong weekend. (Ano ba sa Tagalog ang "weekend"?) At saka tulog. Pati na Spicy Chickenjoy (Sssss!)

Haggardo Versoza

Grabe, mukha na akong raccoon or panda or whatever! Can't wait for the weekend to have a decent sleep. :(

At the Salcedo Food Market

"Hi, sir. Baklava?"

"Baklang bakla!" Is what I would have said. Hehe.

Dahil Hindi Nagla-lock ng Office Drawer

"Ivan, can I borrow your phone?"

"Here... oh, but it's Mel's."

"What?!"

"Ah, 'It smells'. No, 'It's Melody's'. Haha!"

Shushal! Umi-Ingles? E Inglesera kausap ko e.

Ivan circa 1989

Nostalgia. I feel kinda guilty not having been able to see most of these people in ages. :(

I may forget, but I can remember.

Reader (if you exist at all), can you spot me, barely three years old when this picture was taken?

Tsongguys

My eyeballs do a three-sixty each time they exclaim "bro", "pre", and "tsong". Mga tsonggo sila, kairita! As if it isn't aggravating enough to hear their tired male exchanges on, ano pa, basketball, cars, and girls. Can't they choose to punctuate their mindless blabber with "gurl", "mare, or "ateh" na lang? Mas gay-friendly, daba?

Get Outta My Way

What's the worst thing that could happen to you? Take a chance tonight and try something new. You're getting boring. You're all so boring, and I don't recognize the zombie you're turning into.

Now I got a taste I want to explore. It isn't going to waste, no not anymore. You're going hard now to win my heart, but so many times now you've been coming up short.

Don't worry because tonight I got you. You can take a seat and do what you normally do. No, I ain't going home because I want to stay. But I won't be alone no how, no way. Now I showed you what I'm made of. This is what'll happen if you are not giving your girl what she needs.

Leave you; move on to a perfect stranger. You talk, I walk, want to feel the danger. See me with him and it's turning you on. It's got me saying, "Getting me back, it'd be another song. Get outta my way."

Get outta my way, you got no more to say. He's taking your place. Get outta my way. Way outta my way, you got no more to say. He's taking your place. Get outta my way...

Thanks to the Internet

For the camcorded copy of Toy Story 3 and the leaked version of Aphrodite.

On Toy Story 3

• Andy turned into a hottie (aminin) and Totoro had a cameo! The conclusion is bittersweet, but we all die anyway. (Mega?) I wouldn't mind a Toy Story 4 especially with the adorable Bonnie in it.
  

P.S. I had to see the last few minutes of the movie again. The parts wherein Andy characterizes Woody and Woody with the rest of the toys watches the back of Andy's car as he drives away. Heartrending! :'(

On Aphrodite

• Euphoria. There's no apter word to describe the feeling that I get when I listen to the record. Might as well be in love! I'd cry if Kylie decides this to be her last album. Are you deaf, America? Listen to what you've been missing!

Dancing on My Own

Papa Garrett, ang sabi ni Tita Kylie, "Come, come, come into my world." Anong petsa na?
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Sabi, "Indifference is worse than hatred," but I couldn't fathom (parang "We Belong Together" lang) how being ignored could hurt more than being rejected.
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Hoy, bitch, are you provoking me on purpose? Because you make we want to stab you in the face. With the shaft of that broom you wouldn't dare touch. Your "mysophobia" is imaginary; maarte ka lang, pvta ka!

Bliss Is

The sound of the opening horns to "Crazy in Love"... Sashaying to it in an aisle, hundreds of people left and right... Beyoncé's bank account?

New Look

Or in the words of Amuro Namie, "nyuu ruuk". I'm loving it! How about you?

It's mute the way I prefer it to be.

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Wala lang comment: I couldn't care less about the recent NBA finals. Make that basketball in general. Isali mo na rin ang World Cup.
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Sick of being sick with cough and cold. Sick of the roommate (not you, the other one) who made hawa to me. Sick of living with her, the selfish bitch.

Garrett Neff Will Be Mine

Her cat turns 10 and becomes the Oracle (at least for a day).

Distracted daily by delusions of a demigod, I ask...



And she/it/the cat lectures...

The Fuck

Go to hell!!! AAARGH!!!

(Nye, parang si Kelis lang sa "Caught Out There". Coincidentally, I'm listening to her latest gem of an album the synth sounds of which are keeping me from exploding from rage.)

The End of Fullmetal Alchemist

Electropop Overload

I'm on a high, having too much a good thing!

This is sonic orgasm! Eargasm? Ang panget! Sounds like having been fucked in the ear. Haha! Tapos cerumen spurt instead of... Okay, dropping it.

Check out these ladies. Could it get any gayer?

Amuro Namie on Philippine TV

Bikkuri! Sinong marketer ang nakaisip na ipalabas sa Pilipinas ang Coke Zero CM ni Amuro Namie? Okagesama de kahit from more than a year ago pa siya.

Sana pati yung bago rin. Onegai!